You're gonna love this.

In my mailbox the other day I got the following mysterious envelope:



Well, nice try with the spelling. And it contained the following letter:



So many things right. So many things wrong. Where do I start?

1. "Dear Neighbor we" - where's the newline and comma?

2. "you, in your street, I am" - too many commas, but I guess that makes up for the previous one.

3. "the street is very groomed and proud" - wow, the street must be very happy with itself!

4. "your neighbours" - hang on, does the U go in there or not? It didn't at the start!

5. The signature - just to wussy to write your real names huh?


The best part is that they put it in the wrong mailbox : )

Here's my lawn:




And here's next door, which is actually an overgrown mess.



Will I actually give it to next door? Unlikely.

I'm pretty sure I know who the letter writer was. Maybe I'll put the letter back into their mailbox but cover it with obsentities. Thereby kicking off a neighbourhood war. Hey, I'm moving out in a month, so who cares.

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Date: Monday, December 14, 2009 11:10
User: Levi
Comment: Maybe it's actually already returned mail -- someone else put it in the mailbox nextdoor and the owner of the overgrown thought it was you (based on the quality grammar teehee) so returned it.

Date: Monday, December 14, 2009 15:26
User: lach
Comment: Levi - you could be right!! Hmmm.

Date: Sunday, January 10, 2010 19:28
User: Felicity
Comment: OMG! That is hilarious! I had a neighbor once that told my landlord we raising ducks in our house...we weren't but i made a big sign and put it in my yard that said "Welcome to the World's Only Indoor Air Conditioned Duck Farm !". For some weird reason it shut them up.

Date: Sunday, January 24, 2010 21:12
User: Travis
Comment: couldnt find a better sport to comment, but question? What is the best utube vid for alice coopers song ballad of dwight fry, ytou would think in a live show he would break outta a strait jacket, and strangle sombody, but most of the vids cut off the second half of the song